"The Wolfe"

bigcrush:

THE NOMINEES FOR WEBUTANTE QUEEN AND KING HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCED!

The gambler in me could not resist putting up an opening betting line. The following are the official Winston Wolfe early lines for the King & Queen of the Prom Webutante nonsense:

Queen:

Rachelle Hruska— even odds. I gamble A LOT. Trust me on this one.

Rachel Sklar/Caroline McCarthy— 3-1. Solid contenders who have recognizable enough names to win yet another needless popularity contest

Mary Rambin— 7-1. The anti-JA vote could turn out in a big way and this name is the most identifiable for those voting that way. The Internet is spiteful. As if you dido’t already know.

JA— 10-1. Because the fix could very well be in. And by fix I mean if she could perform fellatio on each and every person who would vote for her, I would not put it past her.

The Field—15-1. If there is any justice in the world, a grifter from Utah will win and everyone can enjoy a good laugh.

King:

Soup, Gary-Vee, & Ricky Van, all seem like solid bets to place for whatever winning this will accomplish. However I will not provide odds due to the fact that Cattleprod & Ryan Brown were not nominated, robbing us all of what could have been a week of pure Internet comedy gold.