I don’t even know.

I don’t even know.

Captain Fucking America

FUCK YEAH TEDDY ROOSEVELT TURNT UP AT WORLD CUP WUUUT

FUCK YEAH TEDDY ROOSEVELT TURNT UP AT WORLD CUP WUUUT

Ben Franklin & #USMNT are ready to roll.

Wooooaaaaaaaaaaa

Wooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaa

CNN.com upped their click bait game with that headline.

Grown man wearing a black trench coat & black fedora on an 80 degree day?

You are truly an outlaw.

I know this is tumblr, but please don't bitch about rac

nfloffseason:

I know this is tumblr, but please don’t submit something where you sound like a dic

The heat makes me cranky.

Godspeed, Horace Silver.

fatmanatee:

HERE WE GO





Photoshopped. 

As a kid, Pitbull lost a portion of the middle finger on his left hand, just above the knuckle, due to a sliding glass door accident.

fatmanatee:

HERE WE GO

Photoshopped. As a kid, Pitbull lost a portion of the middle finger on his left hand, just above the knuckle, due to a sliding glass door accident.
themermaidnyc:

It’s hot out, so of course we’re showing off our #mussels! Dive into Mermaid Oyster Bar tonight for a special app addition: Mussels fra’diavolo w/ garlic bread. $14





I want to marry this.

themermaidnyc:

It’s hot out, so of course we’re showing off our #mussels! Dive into Mermaid Oyster Bar tonight for a special app addition: Mussels fra’diavolo w/ garlic bread. $14

I want to marry this.
samsplace:

Moe gets so serious when he comes to work with me.





The gaze of a casting couch first-timer.

samsplace:

Moe gets so serious when he comes to work with me.

The gaze of a casting couch first-timer.

Last night, Mexican fans delivered a “serenade” to Mexico’s National Team outside the hotel where they are staying in Fortaleza. In the beginning the players just waved their jerseys from their room’s windows but ended up coming down to the hotel terrace to sing with all of them! 

I wish we could play videos like this for every white, cranky, sports talk host in America, who doesn’t “get” the World Cup, but, well, why bother?

theworldsgame:

Turn the sound up, and don’t turn down for anything for this one.

I was jealous that Ghana had a dude who looked like a witch doctor in the crowd, but not any more.
Lena Headey’s t-shirt game is strong. 

Ser Robert Strong…?!?

Lena Headey’s t-shirt game is strong.

Ser Robert Strong…?!?