150 mg of “naturally occurring” caffeine per can. If this is the last time you ever hear from me, just know that I loved all of you. Except for you.
Then there are most days, like today, when I have an open disdain for almost everyone.
George R.R. Martin is ruthless - every death in the Game of Thrones series is tabbed
Rob Ford was stripped of his mayoral duties in Toronto, but has picked up a gig as a high school RB.
I suspect #3 did not tackle him.
Congratulations to 2013 on completing the casting for this year’s version of the Three Stooges. We knew Florida would be well represented, but who saw Canada’s strong showing back in January?
The guy dancing thinks everyone with a blog lives in their Mom’s basement. I’m not kidding.
WORTH SEEING: This always gets me jazzed for a Monday morning.
Please watch this. Please. It’s important.
I am not kidding.
They’re not kidding.
Nobody involved is kidding.
I’d probably be like, “Why the fuck did I decide to live on a sound stage?”.
Here’s what I want you to do…
The next time you see that one Toyota commercial, imagine being the person who lives in this apartment, and waking up late on a Saturday morning to find this scene — a car parked diagonally across the middle of the intersection; a large, ethnically diverse…
Highly endorse following #SFBatKid on twitter right now, go do that. This pic is from @SFWish.
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Unlike Sam, I’d just like to state that if I’m ever found inside a padlocked bag in a bathtub, feel free to call it an accident & then move along. Thanks in advance.
Let me make this abundantly clear: if God forbid, my dead body is found inside a padlocked bag in a bathtub it was most assuredly NOT an accident.
Aaaaaand now your dashboard is full of, “IT’S SNOWING IN NEW YORK”, posts.
A Tumblr(&Twitter) tradition unlike any other.
We really appreciate all the kind words on Veterans Day. All I thought I’d get was this keepsake & a free Bloomin’ Onion at Outback once a year.