"Boy, we really fooled ‘em all when it comes to our legacies, eh Joe?" "YEAH JEETS"
Broadway Joe and The Captain. Legendary.
One is the most overrated athlete at his position in history, the other is Derek Jeter.
Mondays. (If you get a chance, check out the full video. It is well documented that I despise Mondays, but the shriek of horror heard in the studio when he got hit with the snow? Well, it really cheered me up.)
Fox 29’s Steve Keeley.
It’s not my heart that I’m afraid will stop working, AMIRITE?
When it senses such a catastrophic event as a heart attack or arrhythmia, it can also apply a high definition therapy. So it can apply stimuli, electrical stimuli, from different locations on the device in an optimal fashion to stop this arrhythmia and prevent sudden cardiac death.
If we can’t impose fines &/or sanctions on these, “4:45 fitness freaks”, then the justice system is broken, damn it!Peter Shankman was hardly the first New Yorker to be punished by the city for his devotion to maintaining his own physical health.Okay, the real story here is not that the NYPD is filling quotas by enforcing obscure and nonsensical laws. The real takeaway is that there are people living freely amongst us that train for triathlons at 4:45AM in the middle of winter. How are such clearly deranged people allowed to walk (or run, bike or swim) amongst us sane people?
Sam Biddle: Bitcoin Kingpin Admits Everyone’s Money Is Gone (via andrewgraham)
In other news, some people are shocked to learn that Monopoly money only has value when playing Monopoly…
Your weekend must read.
It is the dead of night, and this is what a coup d’état looks like. It hasn’t sunken in yet that I myself have no way of leaving the Crimean peninsula through traditional means. In other words, I’m trapped behind enemy lines.
This new Cold War is my life.
CORRECTION: Lucky Peach apologizes for the erroneous entry that editor Peter Meehan penned in the Street Food issue about New York hot dogs, in which he may or may not have called them “gross.” Reader Rehaan Anjaria’s letter points out his mistakes and notes, correctly, “Hot dogs are always good. Everywhere!”
finally. peter meehan put in his place.
Okay, but is it better than Friends?
OKAY BUT CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT BROOKLYN NINE NINE FOR A SECOND AND WHY PEOPLE NEED TO GET ON THIS SHIT:
- this can’t be said enough but a diverse cast!!!!! out of a main cast of 7, 4 are PoC. one of whom is gay, the other of whom subverts the ~angry black…
this is the best GIF that i have ever seen.