George S. Patton — USMNT vs. Germany World Cup 2014
LOL ALL THAT GOOD FOOD AND SHE’S DRINKIN’ RED KOOL AID
1965, Sears Coldspot Freezer
Jesus, is this woman running a grocery store out of her kitchen or preparing for the end of days? Buy a little more meat why don’t you. Have you heard of this new thing called fresh fruit and vegetables?
Wow, Seriously. There’s like 100 pounds of meat in that fridge, three dozen Swanson & Stouffers TV dinners, a bunch of frozen fruit juice concentrate and a what’s with the little ice cream sundae in a bowl between the ice & the cake?
Guys, it’s a freezer. She ain’t puttin’ kale and apples in it.
Jeez, at one point this year my freezer(s) had:
- 1 Berkshire pig
- 1 deer
- 50lb wild boar
- 8 wild turkey breasts
- 4 mallards
- 4 pheasant
- 4 grouse
- a pig head
- 20lb Berkshire fat
- a wide assortment of sausages, single game birds, smoked salmon, trout fillets, fish heads, stocks, bones and stuff
Tyrion Lannister as Ronaldo.
Cersei Lannister as American soccer fans who were making Ronaldo jokes.