The Anthony Hopkins letter to Brian Cranston, this is not.
the queen gives her blessing
My favorites: “Dead body in the trunk or my cabbie’s lunch?” & “Is the person standing behind me on this uncomfortably crowded train holding an umbrella or just happy to see me?”.
Cord Jefferson, who wrote lyrically about leaving New York, ultimately for Los Angeles, on Gawker last year, was, for a time, able to appreciate “the camaraderie built while feeling a stranger’s breath on your neck on a packed rush-hour train,” as if that were a good thing. Even so, the stark economic realities forced him out of the city as the banzai adventure years of his mid-20s drew to a close.
“New York makes it easy to forget that many Americans would probably find paying $950 for a 10-by-10 room overlooking garbage cans either unaffordable or unappealing, or both,” wrote Mr. Jefferson, who added that sometimes he was “so broke that a $3 falafel from Oasis on North 6th was all I’d eat for a day.”
(His description called to mind another widely linked article from The Onion in 2010: “8.4 Million New Yorkers Suddenly Realize New York City A Horrible Place To Live.” “At 4:32 p.m. Tuesday,” the article read, “every single resident of New York City decided to evacuate the famed metropolis, having realized it was nothing more than a massive, trash-ridden hellhole that slowly sucks the life out of every one of its inhabitants.”)
Living in New York is like having another job where you are tested with endless mini-games like “Get To The Subway Without Dying” or “What To Say To The Dude In The Elevator When He Makes Conversation.”
I think Mr. Bon Jovi’s son plays for the Irish. The Gov. is there because TV cameras.
NJ Governor Chris Christie, NJ Governor Chris Christie’s “Governor” Fleece and Jon Bon Jovi at Notre Dame Stadium. Because…well, I have no idea! But…New Jersey!
My name is Winston Wolfe & I am not a Dr. Who fan. Welcome, Winston!
I get that today or tomorrow or something is some major milestone in the Doctor Who series, and I’m really happy for you, but you don’t need to reblog the same reblogs with 75,000 likes that are nothing but nine long gif photo sets.
It makes me want to donate money to the Conservative Party in the UK to specifically defund the BBC into just a world class news organization. And to bring back BBC 1Xtra. And to keep Radio 6.
My point is, I love you, but today Tumblr you’re annoying as fuck.
The “We can’t all be Deion” Cheesecake recipe. This is next level stuff, people. Thank you, Sam!
1 lb. Russ and Daughters cream cheese
1 ½ lbs. Philadelphia Cream Cheese
½ cup sour cream
1 ½ cup white sugar
1/8 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon Meyer lemon juice
1 teaspoon Meyer lemon zest
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
6 large eggs plus 2 egg yolks
2 Tablespoons unsalted butter
"…56 million gallons of radioactive waste to fester in this sandy soil, where some say it is rife for an explosion. And, critics charge, the DOE has watched its prime contractor on the site, Bechtel, grossly overcharge the American public for a waste-treatment plant so poorly built that, once it’s finished (if it ever gets finished), feeding nuclear material through it could cause a catastrophe." HAPPY HOLIDAZE
It was only a matter of time until TC’s illogical love of dinosaurs caught up to him.
Help me please, this person deleted me from the internet.
"In whatever area in life one may meet the challenges of courage, whatever may be the sacrifices he faces if he follows his conscience - the loss of his friends, his fortune, his contentment, even the esteem of his fellow men - each man must decide for himself the course he will follow. The stories of past courage can define that ingredient - they can teach, they can offer hope, they can provide inspiration. But they cannot supply courage itself. For this each man must look into his own soul."
|—||Joquesse Eugenia (via room42)|
Just in case you weren’t feeling old this morning…
Happy 48th, Mike D.
150 mg of “naturally occurring” caffeine per can. If this is the last time you ever hear from me, just know that I loved all of you. Except for you.