George S. Patton — USMNT vs. Germany World Cup 2014

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN

*After minimal debate, clears schedule for the day, starting at 11:30.*

*After minimal debate, clears schedule for the day, starting at 11:30.*

That’s not much of an offer, Bill.

That’s not much of an offer, Bill.

Suarez boards Uruguay’s team bus…

Suarez boards Uruguay’s team bus…

"I treat everyone to Chipotle & this fucking guy brings me a sofritas salad?!?"

"I treat everyone to Chipotle & this fucking guy brings me a sofritas salad?!?"

ariverisariver:

bobbycaputo:

womaninterrupted:

timetravelnow:

1965, Sears Coldspot Freezer

Jesus, is this woman running a grocery store out of her kitchen or preparing for the end of days? Buy a little more meat why don’t you. Have you heard of this new thing called fresh fruit and vegetables?

Wow, Seriously. There’s like 100 pounds of meat in that fridge, three dozen Swanson & Stouffers TV dinners, a bunch of frozen fruit juice concentrate and a what’s with the little ice cream sundae in a bowl between the ice & the cake?

Guys, it’s a freezer.  She ain’t puttin’ kale and apples in it.
Jeez, at one point this year my freezer(s) had:
1 Berkshire pig
1 deer
50lb wild boar
8 wild turkey breasts
4 mallards
4 pheasant
4 grouse
a pig head
20lb Berkshire fat
a wide assortment of sausages, single game birds, smoked salmon, trout fillets, fish heads, stocks, bones and stuff







LOL ALL THAT GOOD FOOD AND SHE’S DRINKIN’ RED KOOL AID

ariverisariver:

bobbycaputo:

womaninterrupted:

timetravelnow:

1965, Sears Coldspot Freezer

Jesus, is this woman running a grocery store out of her kitchen or preparing for the end of days? Buy a little more meat why don’t you. Have you heard of this new thing called fresh fruit and vegetables?

Wow, Seriously. There’s like 100 pounds of meat in that fridge, three dozen Swanson & Stouffers TV dinners, a bunch of frozen fruit juice concentrate and a what’s with the little ice cream sundae in a bowl between the ice & the cake?

Guys, it’s a freezer.  She ain’t puttin’ kale and apples in it.

Jeez, at one point this year my freezer(s) had:

  • 1 Berkshire pig
  • 1 deer
  • 50lb wild boar
  • 8 wild turkey breasts
  • 4 mallards
  • 4 pheasant
  • 4 grouse
  • a pig head
  • 20lb Berkshire fat
  • a wide assortment of sausages, single game birds, smoked salmon, trout fillets, fish heads, stocks, bones and stuff

LOL ALL THAT GOOD FOOD AND SHE’S DRINKIN’ RED KOOL AID

Tyrion Lannister as Ronaldo.
Cersei Lannister as American soccer fans who were making Ronaldo jokes.

I don’t even know.

I don’t even know.

Captain Fucking America

FUCK YEAH TEDDY ROOSEVELT TURNT UP AT WORLD CUP WUUUT

FUCK YEAH TEDDY ROOSEVELT TURNT UP AT WORLD CUP WUUUT

Ben Franklin & #USMNT are ready to roll.

Wooooaaaaaaaaaaa

Wooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaa

CNN.com upped their click bait game with that headline.

Grown man wearing a black trench coat & black fedora on an 80 degree day?

You are truly an outlaw.