CRISIS IN AMERICA 2014
Why you still rockin’ 90210 sideburns, bruh?
I hope the first question was “why the fuck can’t you assholes block” or “why is this team so goddamn terrible” but I’m SURE it was about something stupid like delis (oh it WAS)
Also supporters of treason, I’m sure of it.
1. Rembert Browne
3. Michelle Obama
Okay, it would be acceptable to put ketchup on your hot dog to cover this up.
Godspeed, Joan Rivers.
BREAKING: The Wolfe is ruled OUT for tonight’s game.
Should you wear shorts in public today? A flowchart guide for the men of America -
Gentlemen, put some goddamn pants** on.
**(Unless in the privacy of own home, then wear no pants, obviously.)
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Goodbye Summer my old friend
I know some of you sent emails to Tumblr, begging them to uphold my ban.
I know who you are….
really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’ arent awesome jams. ‘roxanne’ and ‘don’t stand so close to me’ are classic, don’t even get me started on ‘spirits in the material world’. just stop ok?
I wore cargo shorts today, just for winston