“Well, this BBQ turned out better than I expected. Did Sophia’s brownies taste kinda funny to you…oh, ffffuuuuuuu”
#cocaine
(Source: topherchris)
That Memorial Day BBQ post should have included the words, “while at the 2011 Memorial Day BBQ”, to the part that said, “if you’ve slept with two or more fellow invitees”.
Hope that clarifies…
If you’ve slept with 2 or more fellow invitees, don’t go. Doesn’t matter how much time has elapsed, someone at the gathering will still find a way to make it feel like all the awkward.
Waiting(for a ride) is the hardest part.
Fuck you, Brooklyn
Love the art work this blog produces. A must follow if you’re a sports fan.If you like what I’m doing with Bouncex3 but also like more sports than just basketball- check out the new general sports comic I’ll be doing at BuzzFeed sports. The first one was posted this week:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/joapplegate/pacquiao-vs-mayweather-2035
It’ll be posted weekly until they don’t like me no more.
Because mutiny on the bounty’s what he’s all about,
Gonna board your ship and turn it on out.
No soft sucker with a parrot on his shoulder,
‘Cause he’s bad gettin’ bolder - cold getting colder.
Terrorizing suckers on the seven seas,
And if you’ve got beef - you’ll get capped in the knees
(Source: onefootinthegrave)
YOLO
(Source: soyundedo, via stormingthefloor)
Let the sea set you free…
weekend motto
(via fysurf)
“I want you to listen carefully. You will hire this woman whose phone I am using. If not, I will send men to come get you in the middle of the night and you will end up in a four foot box, 20 feet below Lake Michigan. Do you understand?”“Woman was on the phone being interviewed for a job and this guy took her phone to put in a good word.” via @dan4lopez
#gooddeeds
(via apsies)
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ENJOY YOUR BBQ THIS WEEKEND!There’s even a review of the meal. Goodbye internet.
“She does nothing but sit in front of her computer and eat.” —
Casey Anthony Reportedly Spends Days Eating in Front of Computer | ABC News
Thanks, ABC News.
(via nedhepburn) [insert Man in the Mirror lyrics](via nedhepburn)
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