From now until the erection, it’s going to be one big Weiner roast!Weiner for Mayor campaign releases first poster.
The fine print of the final sale agreement clearly states that you will also have $1 deducted from your settlement amount for every unfollow. In that case, I’m wondering if Tumblr will accept Paypal, because I think I owe them some money.Because Tumblr is getting bought by the YAHOO! they are giving 1$ for each of your followers. The cutoff date is 6.1.13.
Reblog to spread the worD!
Get more followers before it is too late.
So good.So GQ’s piece on “Bill Cosby: Himself” has wrecked my morning, in the best possible way.
[fellow Liberals, it is perfectly fine to make jokes about Anthony Weiner during his campaign for NYC Mayor. Tip O’Neill & Ted Kennedy will not greet you at the gates of heaven & deny you entrance, trust me.]
Stephen A. Smith's solution to RG3's wedding registry dilemma? Blame the woman. -
Has anything good ever followed the phrase, “But let me throw a little bit of the love doctor in here.”?Listen, any time a man says, “I’m not being misogynistic in any way, shape, form or fashion.”, they are about to be misogynistic in every way, shape, & form.
I would have gone with Kris Kristofferson, but this works.
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BLOGGING via TYPEWRITER.: A Tumblr Primer for Yahoo! Employees: -
psst, Yahoo employees, this is what’s known as a whispery post. I don’t have much time to write, because I have an actual life to live. Please, promise me one thing? You’ll ignore the bullet points above. There’s nothing worse than a know-it-all telling you what to do after you just spent a billion dollars on something, amirite? I imagine this self-indulgent post has to be kind of like someone buying a new home & then a noisy ninny, who has appointed themselves as the leader of the neighborhood welcoming committee, leaves a note on your door asking you to please keep your house in the same condition as the previous owners. Well, I say, fuck ‘em! That’s right, ignore these demands disguised as “suggestions” & do what you need to do to improve things. Please, a lot of us are begging you.
- Please leave our blogs alone. Don’t tell us what to post, what political leanings to have, what stuff we can link to. Unless it’s outright criminal, in which case please feel free to come over and give us the full Yahoo!-Acquires-Geocities-for-$3.6 billion treatment.
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Ya heard meyessssssssssI’m delighted to announce that we’ve reached an agreement to acquire Tumblr!
We promise not to screw it up. Tumblr is incredibly special and has a great thing going. We will operate Tumblr independently. David Karp will remain CEO. The product roadmap, their team, their wit and irreverence will all remain the same as will their mission to empower creators to make their best work and get it in front of the audience they deserve. Yahoo! will help Tumblr get even better, faster.
Tumblr has built an amazing place to follow the world’s creators. From art to architecture, fashion to food, Tumblr hosts 105 million different blogs. With more than 300 million monthly unique visitors and 120,000 signups every day, Tumblr is one of thefastest-growing media networks in the world. Tumblr sees 900 posts per second (!) and 24 billion minutes spent onsite each month. On mobile, more than half of Tumblr’s users are using the mobile app, and those users do an average of 7 sessions per day. Tumblr’s tremendous popularity and engagement among creators, curators and audiences of all ages brings a significant new community of users to the Yahoo! network. The combination of Tumblr+Yahoo! could grow Yahoo!’s audience by 50% to more than a billion monthly visitors, and could grow traffic by approximately 20%.
In terms of working together, Tumblr can deploy Yahoo!’s personalization technology and search infrastructure to help its users discover creators, bloggers, and content they’ll love. In turn, Tumblr brings 50 billion blog posts (and 75 million more arriving each day) to Yahoo!’s media network and search experiences. The two companies will also work together to create advertising opportunities that are seamless and enhance user experience.
As I’ve said before, companies are all about people. Getting to know the Tumblr team has been really amazing. I’ve long held the view that in all things art and design, you can feel the spirit and demeanor of those who create them. That’s why it was no surprise to me that David Karp is one of the nicest, most empathetic people I’ve ever met. He’s also one of the most perceptive, capable entrepreneurs I’ve worked with. His respect for Tumblr’s community of creators is awesome, and I’m absolutely delighted to have him and his entire team join Yahoo!.
Both Tumblr and Yahoo! share a vision to make the Internet the ultimate creative canvas by focusing on users, design — and building experiences that delight and inspire the world every day.
Your New Favorite Tyrion Moment On ‘Game Of Thrones’
Tumblr has lost its edge.
YAHOO IS ALREADY BLOCKING TEH P8RN
