One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness....– George Carlin
Too many years working the other side of New Years Eve. It will always be...– Anthony Bourdain + (via kateoplis)
Rex Ryan's wife Michelle purported to be woman in... →
sportsnetny: So the proverbial “other shoe” has dropped?? If there really is a god, a photo is about to be released of Rex Ryan, dressed in leather & red ball in mouth, being whipped by someone wearing a Patriots hoodie with the sleeves cut off… HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Annual Amateur Hour Night!
I really can’t wait for that magical moment tonight, when the clock strikes 12:00, and somehow/some way our lives are all cleansed of everything that happened in 2010. When, at midnight, we flip some imaginary page & suddenly gain the courage to attempt all the things we were too unmotivated for or too frightened of in 2010 or 2009 or 2008 or… For a holiday that doesn’t...
(nodding in agreement)
baxterp2: I think guys grow horrible beards because they can’t have babies. It’s their only way to be all “Look! I can produce stuff!”
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend!– Gerard Way (via simko) And a writer’s, too. (via stephaniewei)
I started to nod off earlier, then jolted awake after having a “Black Swan” inspired start to a dream. FunFact: I can’t watch horror films or else I have nightmares. Lame as hell, right? Not that “BS” was a horror film by any stretch, but that flick will be inside of my head for a couple of days, at least.
But we’re out there, all of us, hoping every day that he comes back. I think he...– Yankees President Randy Levine on Andy Pettitte. Can anyone remember a time when the Yankees seemed so desperate, so sad, or so needy? This is the Yankees, they’re supposed to crush free agent’s souls with overwhelming sums of cash—instead, they’re left begging a 39 year old to come back and play...
In the last month, three people have told me they...
I’m not currently seeing anyone, so thanks for telling me I’m about to die, assholes.
The Ten Biggest Tech "Fails" of 2010 →
Congrats Tumblr, you didn’t make the list for all the offline time in 2010.
And put your boobs away on the first date, the poor guy is nervous enough...– Chris, with the zingers today. (via whatstheeharm) Oh this is a bit much. My best first dates (and best dates generally) I may start out nervous, but it doesn’t last long. If we’re really getting along well, what’s to be nervous about? (via shorterexcerpts) —To combat this, I actually make...
The only end of 2010 statistic I am interested...
…is the percentage of iPhone owners who dropped their phones while taking a picture of themselves in a big bathroom mirror. Also, how many put the phone down on the counter of a public restroom while they prepared for their close up?
NYPL Wire–The New York Public Library: Digging... →
nypl: NYPL is back open! Armed with shovels and salt, our folks worked all day yesterday (much like the people in this image from our collection showing workers carting off snow in 1867 in NYC) and have dug out our branches. So if you’re getting cabin fever stuck indoors, visit your local branch in…
Viking vs Eagles game postponed until Tuesday...
And if you’ve ever asked yourself, when did the wussification of this country occur? The date was 12/26/2010
This is my family’s first Christmas since my Mom passed away in May. Feels very weird. Hollow. Enjoy all your presents, but definitely pause for a moment & take a look around the room at everyone you celebrate today with. No matter how cool the gadgets & swag you get seems, it’s the people that make the day.
This May Or May Not Be Rex Ryan's Wife Making... →
thegreg: Spoiler: It TOTALLY is. And it’s gold. Pure. Fucking. Gold. (Via Deadspin and my buddy Chris) —I’ll make this joke one final time & then retire it(for today): F E E T FEET-FEET-FEET(crowd roars, Fireman Ed licks a mannequin’s toes…)