August 2009
“How harmful is it swallow a small amount of nail polish remover?”
– A support email sent to Tumblr today (via marc) (via david)
That’s awesome. We get crazy shit in our support queue too. Crazy shit.
(via mikehudack)
Some people truly are crazy. (by any chance did you have an answer for me this lunatic?)
BTW Mike, I’m still waiting for the Blip team to...
bbook:
Jay-Z - What We Talkin’ ‘Bout
Uh oh....
Chocolate chip cookies, All Nighters, & BJ Novak
All things my “friends” on Facebook have become fans of.
To be honest, if you feel the need to proclaim your fandom for these things, I’m afraid we were never friends in the first place.
Chuck Norris cries himself to sleep at night...
bearjewfacts:
The Bear Jew doesn’t teabag. He potato-sacks.
via notsosuperjaimee
Even if I whiffed badly on my first submission, bearjewfacts is pretty fuckin’ funny.
I can't wait to get old(er)
My Dad just called to say, “the Space Shuttle takes off in 4 minutes!!”
The folks live south of Cape Canaveral(in Sebastian, FL) & he watches the Shuttle take off with a couple of neighbors. They light cigars as soon as they see it.
molls:
suckafuck:
DJ AM - 120 minute Power 106...
onefootinthegrave:
nedhepburn:
Johnny Cash...
The Summer of Death has me feeling just a tad bit...
If I were a celebrity, I’d be hiding under my bed until Labor Day.
One of these days I hope to wake up dead.
(via barelysarcasm)
I would have simply liked this, however it’s one of those posts you have to reblog to say you completely agree with the sentiment…um…wait, that didn’t come out right either.
There are days I hope I wake up dead and believe there were at least 2 nights, one in Amherst, MA. & another in Gainesville FL., where I technically did wake up dead & only...
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“But if that’s your mindset, then the Bill Simmons drink should be a spicy...”
– Bill Simmons, discussing the ingredients of a good Bloody Mary—a subject my friends would say concerns me entirely too much—among the many topics in his new mailbag column
“He had a great day of catching the ball. Right after he caught it, I said to...”
– Raiders HC Tom Cable, talking about 1st round pick WR Darius Heyward-Bey.
Yup Raiders fans, great expectations! Your coach is excited about players being competent at performing the basics of their position.
The Auteurs →
tanya77:
lebowitz:
your online cinema anytime, anywhere
Once Upon a Time in the West & then Vertigo will make for a nice double feature tonight.
Feds seizure of baseball players' drug tests ruled... →
An interesting excerpt from the story:
Investigators looking into steroid use by professional baseball players obtained search warrants and subpoenas for the drug tests results on 10 major league players, but they took the results on 104 players.
The Major League Baseball Players Association sued for the return of the seized results, while the government argued investigators should be able to...
NBA Off-Season 2009 →
atencio:
skeetonmischa:
The hoops blog got a pretty sweet update (a suprise to me!). It looks professional and everything.
While I’m listed as a contributor, I very rarely add anything of value (or otherwise) to this NBA blog, but it’s still hands down the best place on the internet for both NBA news and commentary as well as funny bits and pieces of basketball culture. I’m going to try and...
Flying just got even MORE annoying →
shorterexcerpts:
peterwknox:
ohhleary:
The Federal Aviation Administration said Monday that airlines whose flight attendants had been telling passengers that no personal items of any kind could be placed in seatback pockets were “following our guidance, if they are enforcing this with travelers.”
The agency’s response came after numerous inquiries following a flight I made from Denver to...
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Why the Swine Flu will be the biggest story in... →
Via the Washigton Post:
Swine flu could infect half the U.S. population this fall and winter, hospitalizing up to 1.8 million people and causing up to 90,000 deaths — more than double the number that occur in an average flu season, according to an estimate from a presidential panel released Monday.
The virus could cause symptoms in 60 million to 120 million people, more than half of whom...
Am I the only one to see the irony in this "story"...
Vodka & grapefruit…otherwise known as, a “greyhound”.
You can’t make this stuff up
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