The 25 Best Ron Swanson GIFs on the Internet
Ron Swanson is amazing. On loop. Forever.
“Jonah Hill in Moneyball? Are you fucking kidding me?!? Why not nominate that schmuck from the Muppet movie while you’re at it?”
Super Bowl weekend is unquestionably the biggest time of the year for wings. More than 1.25 billion wing portions will be consumed during Super Bowl weekend in 2012, totaling more than 100 million pounds of wings, according to the National Chicken Council’s (NCC) 2012 Wing Report. If the wings were laid end-to-end they would circle the circumference of the Earth – more than twice – a distance that would reach approximately a quarter of the way to the moon
Geez-us. So many chickens about to be amputees.
This reminds me that I need a new wing recipe. I make some excellent garlic wings & a pretty solid BBQ wing, but I think I’m ready to treat my palate to something different. Any suggestions or recipes, just leave a reply or send them to my ask box & I will be forever grateful. Forever is a really long time, don’t forget.
Al Michaels & Chris Collinsworth have this year’s game on NBC. While it means approximately 97 hours of Bob Costas pre-game, I have a feeling that Al Michaels may have a big call or two up his sleeve if we happen to get ourselves any epic plays.Hurts me to post this (Patriots fan), but it’s so necessary today.
We should never forgive nepot announcer Joe Buck for how he called the most improbable play in the history of the Super Bowl.
“Eli…stays in the pocket…caught by Tyree.”
Little Known Fact of the Day: On that fateful June 17th afternoon, many years ago, it was actually supposed to be Bob Costas who was driving the infamous “White Bronco” that would attempt to take OJ to Mexico. Al Cowlings had to fill in for Bob at the last minute, when the diminutive broadcaster realized he could not find his booster seat, making it impossible for him to see over the steering wheel of the large SUV.GAME DAY
Because the site I linked to would like to explain why —lots of numerology & historical coincidences— the London Olympics will be the staging area to unveil the Master of Darkness. I belive his pals call him the ant-Christ.
(*insert bedroom Olympics joke here*)
(*insert Tebow trying out for Olympic sport here*)
(*and insert a Vin Diesel movie, a clever porn, or a 2012 is the end of times, joke here*)
