ISIS. Ebola. Cargo shorts in October.

CRISIS IN AMERICA 2014

"hello, hello?"

"hello, hello?"

megwhat:

I hope the first question was “why the fuck can’t you assholes block” or “why is this team so goddamn terrible” but I’m SURE it was about something stupid like delis (oh it WAS)





Why you still rockin’ 90210 sideburns, bruh?

megwhat:

I hope the first question was “why the fuck can’t you assholes block” or “why is this team so goddamn terrible” but I’m SURE it was about something stupid like delis (oh it WAS)

Why you still rockin’ 90210 sideburns, bruh?
Supporters

churchsoverpopeyes:

1. Rembert Browne

2. Tyrese

3. Michelle Obama

Also supporters of treason, I’m sure of it.
Okay, it would be acceptable to put ketchup on your hot dog to cover this up.

Okay, it would be acceptable to put ketchup on your hot dog to cover this up.

Godspeed, Joan Rivers.

Godspeed, Joan Rivers.

BREAKING: The Wolfe is ruled OUT for tonight’s game.

BREAKING: The Wolfe is ruled OUT for tonight’s game.

Gentlemen, put some goddamn pants** on.

**(Unless in the privacy of own home, then wear no pants, obviously.)

aspworldtour:

Setup
Photo | aspworldtour

aspworldtour:

Setup

Photo | aspworldtour

rillawafers:

dad….



Goodbye Summer my old friend

rillawafers:

dad….

Goodbye Summer my old friend
When my account was suspended last year, it took days for me to fix.

I know some of you sent emails to Tumblr, begging them to uphold my ban.

I know who you are….

princeowl:

really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’ arent awesome jams. ‘roxanne’ and ‘don’t stand so close to me’ are classic, don’t even get me started on ‘spirits in the material world’. just stop ok? 

ariverisariver:

I wore cargo shorts today, just for winston

http://youtu.be/3GwjfUFyY6M

Mondays.

Want. Need.

Want. Need.