Now I solve problems.
I also find you fascinating. Feel free to email me anytime: thomas.fant@gmail.com
Disclaimer: Never take anything I write personal. For the most part it's meant to be satire, a dying art form in the hypersensitive days we live in. If a post comes across as unduly harsh, read between the lines. If that doesn't help, then call me out on it.
I blog about the NBA @ nbaplayoffs2009.tumblr.com
I blog about MLB @ thefallclassic.tumblr.com
I post Red Sox related screencaps @
www.outincenterfield.com
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Apparently, discreetly* fucking any co-worker—married & unmarried alike—is okay, but tweet about some obnoxious sports radio hacks & you are put on Twitter time out for two weeks. What a joke ESPN is.
*By discreetly I mean just don’t let word of your dalliance slip past the Bristol, CT town line.
Time for a haircut & a shave
Gino: So I love the Edward Scissorhands. That’s the best movie I’ve ever seen.
Enzo: Ah, again with the Edward Scissorhands. How can you have hand like scissors, huh? Show me one person who’s got hand like scissors!
Gino: Hey, it’s a beautiful dream. I’d love to be this man.
Enzo: Did you ever think about what you’re going to do on the toilet? What are you going to do on the toilet?
The two Russian barbers at The Art of Shaving always seem to get into a heated discussion—in their native tongue—whenever I go. I always imagine this is what they are talking about.
Is this dude freakin’ serious? What the eff would a class of children in Tanzania want with his stupid book? Also, I stole my caption from someone more talented than me.
Be prepared for the flood of Tanzanians shopping their “personal brand” here in the states, probably sometime around 2018. It’s brilliant if you think about it. “Lifecasting” will start in Tanzania and then spread to Kenya & Uganda and then so on and so on until the entire continent of Africa is Crushing It!!
Fuck man, can’t you people see the future?!
Rejected Tumblr Banners from the Past Year
- BV, thanks for the couch, sorry for the crabs. All my best, P.N.
- Ditto P.K.
- Anyone want to talk dirty via I.M. and maybe swap naked iPhone bathroom pics? S.I.B.
- Bunny, you drive me crazy & I can’t work with you anymore, Good luck in the future. Love, M.R.
All my Hockey heroes are dead
I just listened to Theo Fleury sing “I Got Friends in Low Places” on the ‘FAN Oof.
More coffee!
First 10 minutes of Curb Your Enthusiasm tonight?
Nothing short of genius.
Rolling Stones / Sympathy For The Devil poster
Directed by Jean-Luc Godard
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peace out. enjoy your weekend of falling tumblarity bitches.
Good luck to your boys, as I may or may not have them & the points in a wager tomorrow.
Oh, you sexy beast!
Stuffed & naked turducken, I will find you. No matter what, no matter where you are, I will find you!!
Close your eyes, listen, & imagine Sarah Palin as your President dancing around the Oval Office to this song. Kinda fits right?Notorious BIG feat. Miley Cyrus - ‘Party and Bullshit In The USA’
Can this be delivered intravenously today?
Godspeed to artist Jeanne-Claude, who along with her husband Christo created environmental art like The Gates in Central Park a few years back. She died of a brain aneurysm today at the age of 74.
NY(and NJ) Sports Drought
How bad has it been lately? The Yankees have more wins in the month of November than the Giants, Jets, Knicks, & Nets combined.
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European version of movie poster removed African American couple…
That’s not all they changed.
Seriously, this is like one of those, “see how many differences you can find” game.
